ladybastet92: wHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO YOU MEAN RUBY ISNT GOING TO BE IN SEASON 3 HOW DARE THEY HOW DARE THEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anniephantom: labirdgeoiseed: this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times I don’t care, fuck you okay ready as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath. all of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic...
switchbladetheoneandonly: ponetasmagoria: I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber if you think about it he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS
internetexplorers: give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now
wwonderful: sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
in4viate: i have the sex appeal of a walrus.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: oMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
who-stole-my-nandos: The hunger games catching fire: 22nd November Doctor Who 50th anniversary: 23rd November Sherlock series 3: 24th November I hope you all come to my funeral
captainamerica-in-middle-earth: laurenlikesthings: in gallifreyan they don’t say “i love you” they say
And I’ve never lit one. It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right...– Augustus Waters - The Fault In Our Stars (via titaniumtonesmart)
All residents of West, TX are being advised to leave town immediately. This has been on non-stop on news channels since it happened If you are in West Texas, evacuate immediately the residual chemicals are EXTREMELY dangerous. AVOID I-35 ! They have requested that it be used for Emergency vehicles only at this time. Take only the essentials, lock everything up, TAKE YOUR PETS. DFW is...